Alphabet Town -
by Elliott Smith
| Alphabet City is haunted | |
| Constantina feels right at home | |
| She probably won't say you're wrong | |
| But you're already wrong | |
| You're already wrong | |
| And you threw up whatever she shot down | |
| Said show me around this alphabet town | |
| Said show me around | |
| There's a name you keep repeating | |
| You got nothing better to do | |
| And you're with someone who'll hear you say it and just nod | |
| Her hand on your arm | |
| Her hand on your arm | |
| She put her hand on your arm | |
| And told you her name, you can't pronounce it | |
| I'll show you around this alphabet town | |
| I'll show you around this alphabet town | |
| I know what you are | |
| I just don't mind | |
| I won't say you're wrong | |
| I know what you want | |
| And it's what I want | |
| So let's go out | |
| I'm ready to go out | |
| I'll show you around this alphabet town | |
| I'll show you around this alphabet town |